He asks: "Not on the panties" — too late, they're already in sperm

She drew dicks, and I gave her a real one — at least it's useful

Undressed to your panties on a camping trip, it means you need to get laid, too

They're lesbians themselves, and now they've spoiled the new decent roommate

What do you mean, jerk yourself off? Come on, you got cocky and jumped on my dick

We'll screw the light bulb in later, I'd rather screw my dick into a tight pussy

So, you want sex — get on your dick and ride, what are you waiting for?

I was rubbing my pussy in the bathroom, and the black one got in the way — now I have a black one rubbing inside me

It's good that we took a friend on vacation — we'll make a baby right on the beach

She was looking for something to put in her pussy, and then I came along

Bitch, I pay you money and you're fucking around, by the way, about the dick

Fucked a passionate bitch with protruding nipples — she's fucked out of her mind

She swears, shakes and fucks like a whore, so she's squirting

You're not a stupid employee, just fuck your boss already

I'll start the day with sex with my lover to end it with a restaurant

Brother, I don't take your word for it! If you say your dick is big, show me

That's lucky! The bitch from the internet really came for my sperm

Now the towel will fall down, my brother will see my naked body and fuck me

You're groping me, or you'd have come all over my ass

Dude, are you out of your fucking mind? You grabbed my tits without asking and in front of my friend

Her pussy is throbbing and flowing with orgasm — she doesn't even need a cock

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

I pretended to be unconventional, and she took off her pants and rubbed her anus

Hey, you're fucking speeding up, buddy, sharp and deep — it hurts